ahhahahah :P
this one's hilarious!!!!! (i found it)
"27 ways to make a guy smile."
01. Bring us food.
02. Let him watch his porn either with him or in peace.
03. If you refuse to watch it, you must agree to partake in a "pornographic" situation afterwards.
04. leave him alone when he's with his boys.
05. When the game is on, that means quiet time.
06. When they stare at other women.. tell them "oh yeah i'd do her to."
07. Praise the small "things" he has, It usually won't grow anymore. Remember, it's always the "biggest one I've ever seen."
08. Call him "hot stuff" and "beefcake".
09. Let them play their video games as much as they want.
10. Let them drive all the time and never ask for directions, even if they've been lost for the past two hours.
11. The "time of the month" week will be referred to as Blowjob week.
12. Never have a "headache."
13. play with his "fun stuff".
14. Baby them once in a while.
15. no matter what, always answer "yes dear, you're the best I've ever had".
16. Laugh at all their jokes, even if you think they're idiotic.
17. Always answer "why yes dear i did come."
18. let him fall asleep right after sex, no cuddling.
19. He never has to say I love you in front of his boys.
20. if he's mad, just say everything is your fault.
21. Everything they say is right.
22. All holidays and anniversary means SEX!.
23. treat him like god around his friends.
24. Condoms are not his responsibility if you forget then you must take that chance.
25. let him take as many pictures as he wants and keep them.
26. dance with him, even if he looks like a buffoon having a seizure out on the dance floor.
27. two words: Road Head...
"27 ways to make a guy smile."
01. Bring us food.
02. Let him watch his porn either with him or in peace.
03. If you refuse to watch it, you must agree to partake in a "pornographic" situation afterwards.
04. leave him alone when he's with his boys.
05. When the game is on, that means quiet time.
06. When they stare at other women.. tell them "oh yeah i'd do her to."
07. Praise the small "things" he has, It usually won't grow anymore. Remember, it's always the "biggest one I've ever seen."
08. Call him "hot stuff" and "beefcake".
09. Let them play their video games as much as they want.
10. Let them drive all the time and never ask for directions, even if they've been lost for the past two hours.
11. The "time of the month" week will be referred to as Blowjob week.
12. Never have a "headache."
13. play with his "fun stuff".
14. Baby them once in a while.
15. no matter what, always answer "yes dear, you're the best I've ever had".
16. Laugh at all their jokes, even if you think they're idiotic.
17. Always answer "why yes dear i did come."
18. let him fall asleep right after sex, no cuddling.
19. He never has to say I love you in front of his boys.
20. if he's mad, just say everything is your fault.
21. Everything they say is right.
22. All holidays and anniversary means SEX!.
23. treat him like god around his friends.
24. Condoms are not his responsibility if you forget then you must take that chance.
25. let him take as many pictures as he wants and keep them.
26. dance with him, even if he looks like a buffoon having a seizure out on the dance floor.
27. two words: Road Head...
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